Jackie Mason Comedy Trilogy DVD+A Night at the opera+freshly squeezed BUNDLE

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3 hours of jackie mason comedy trilogy 

JACKIE MASON A NIGHT AT THE OPERA
JACKIE MASON FRESHLY SQUEEZED

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ENJOY BELOW

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money, watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That’s right – two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.

It is easy to tell the difference between Jews and Gentiles. After the show, all the gentiles are saying ‘Have a drink? Want a drink? Let’s have a drink!’ While all the Jews are saying ‘Have you eaten yet? Want a piece of cake? Let’s have some cake!’

Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times. In this country you’re allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it. If you need sex, you don’t. What’s more important, sex or a shirt?

‘What is the meaning of life?’ is a stupid question. Life just exists. You say to yourself, ‘I can’t accept that I mean nothing so I have to find the meaning of life so that I shouldn’t mean as little as I know I do.’ Subconsciously you know you’re full of shit. I see life as a dance. Does a dance have to have a meaning? You’re dancing because you enjoy it.

England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.

I always thought music was more important than sex – then I thought if I don’t hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn’t bother me.

Why is it that they have Bibles in every motel room? Why should a man want to read the Bible when he’s with a woman alone in a motel room? Why would he be interested? Whatever he’s praying for, he’s already got!

You know how many stunning women told me they can’t stand a good-looking man? Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn’t gonna cheat.

I’ve got a friend who is half-Jewish and half-Italian. If he can’t buy it wholesale, he steals it!

It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like.

I’ve never heard of an Israeli going out as a suicide bombers to kill Palestinians. I never saw anybody offer more peace to the Palestinians. Palestinians, many of them that are our enemies, we still invite them to live in our own country, endangering our own lives to give them equal pay on equal jobs and health care benefits and all kinds of benefits. When an Arab is hurt, even trying to kill us, we give them the best hospitals, the best medical care. We make them partners in our own Parliament, and we’re persecuting them? This is such a sick perversion. It’s like saying the Jews persecuted Hitler.

When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say “I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don’t know how they make it! It was great!”

Frankly, I’m in shock. I just can’t believe it… even though I had every reason to expect it.

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